On a cold winter day in December of 2049, you will feel a rumbling in your gut and seek relief upon your friend’s newly acquired, top-of-the-line, super advanced Japanese-style robo-toilet. While you are thoroughly enjoying the automatic seat warmer and pressure point shiatsu massage features of the device, the toilet will short circuit and electrocute you to death. Your final thought, with no note of irony: “Wow, I could die right now and be happy!”
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 14:24:03 +0000