On a first date, a guy decides to take a girl out. Guy: where would you love to go cuz i want us to have a lovely day? Girl: ehm...maybe an eatery. Guy: hmmn... An eaterys good but i want us to go to ozone cinemas. We can eat at the eatery inside. Girl: are you sure? Wont that be too much? Guy: dont worry, ive got everything covered. Just get dressed, id come to your house in the next 2 hours. Girl: ok, id be waiting for you. After 2 hours 4p.m... At ikeja oba akran. Girl: lets get a bus going to yaba under the bridge. Guy: nah, that would waste time. Lets take a cab. Girl: is it not too expensive? Guy: ive got 5k with me and my atm card is also with me, so, theres nothing to worry. They took a cab spending 1,500 for the transport, got to the cinemas, bought food and drink worth 1,900. It was already time for the movie and all he had was 1,600. He gave the girl the money to buy her ticket, telling her that hed rush to the atm to withdraw some money. He gets to the atm, slotted his card which got stucked inside. After an hour... Girl texting on whatsapp: where are you? Guy replying: i don dey trek go house. If u no say u no wan sleep for there, e beta make u commot join me for this endurance trek as day still bright small. Girl: me wan enta bus as i no buy d ticket sinc i fit wait buy d film 4 cd wen e comot 4 market. Guy: babe, abeg, wher u tlk say u 4m com? Girl: warri na, wetin hapun? Guy: na y i luv u b dis, u too smart. Abeg, wait 4 me 4 d bus-stop where u dey. I go do 100metres com ur syd. Girl: bus wey don dey move. Guy: ehn!!! Wetin b d bus plate number? Girl: i resembl conductor?
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 13:10:43 +0000
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