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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin to yerz, sir says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. What are dey den, son? asks the attendant. Theyre called tees replies Tiger. Well, what on de good earth are dey for? inquires the Irishman. Theyre for resting my balls on when Im driving, says Tiger. Jaysus, says the Irishman, Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!

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