On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a - TopicsExpress



          

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of Irish countryside. Pump attendant who knows absolutely nothin abt golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin toyer, sir says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick hello & bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. Wat are those?, asks the attendant. Theyre called tees replies Tiger. Well, wat on this Gods earth are dey for?? Inquires the Irishman. Theyre for resting my balls on when Im driving, says Tiger. Fookin Jaysus, says the Irishman, Mercedes thinks of everything!
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 15:26:30 +0000

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