> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On a golf tour in Ireland , Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol > > > > station > > > > > > > > in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, > > obviously > > > > > > > > knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner > > > completely > > > > > > > > unaware of who the golfing pro is. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Top of the mornin to yer, sir says the attendant. > > > > > > > > Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. > > > > > > > > As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What are those?, asks the attendant. Theyre called tees replies > > > Tiger. > > > > > > > > Well, what on the good earth are they for? inquires the Irishman. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Theyre for resting my balls on when Im driving, says Tiger. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Feckin Jaysus, says the Irishman, BMW thinks of everything! > > > > > > > > > >
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 01:48:10 +0000
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