On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford - TopicsExpress



          

On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote part of town. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. ʽʼHows she cuttin byeʼʼ says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. ʽʼWhat are dose?ʼʼ asks the attendant. ʼʼTheyre called teesʼʼ replies Tiger. ʽʼWell, what on Gods earth are dey for?ʼʼ inquires the attendant. ʽʼTheyre for resting my balls on when Im drivingʼʼ, says Tiger. ʽʼWell, liftun Jaysusʼʼ, says the Newfoundlander, ʽʼFord tinks of everyting!ʼʼ
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 00:54:41 +0000

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