On the crowds attending my Rallies Some people have been asking why I keep hybernating and missing on this forum. Today, I will be honest, very honest and will spill the beans. As a serious contender in the May 20 elections for President of Malawi Social Media, with Magede Si Wandale as my first running mate, Innocett Mawaya as my Intelligence and Strategic Advisor, Mike Charles Banda as the Minister of Information designate, The Chief Mourner as Chief Justice to be, Albert Murrius to charm the donors, and the ever green Foster Sande as my own MBC Tv Director General, and the ever present Ichikowitz Brothers as well-wishers I have been conducting rallies. I am happy to say that all my rallies have been very well patronised. Witness for yourself the evidence; as per the two pictures below. Please tell all and sundry that Wise One from the East, will not only win with a land slide and but with a lake slide as well. Only that - through no fault of my own but rather through the greed of my own - the lake will slide to Tanzania’s side. But despite this minor issue of the lake misbehaving and spilling to Tanzania, I will be voted as Life Presidentess - never mind my gender. Of course, with these crowds, I am using all the tricks in book, to rig to ensure victory. Now you want to know why popular as I am, I am still rigging and dishing US$ to the opposition? The answer is simple: I know that ferrying people to rallies, is kuzichita ndi chala and that hand-outs, are doing it with my own finger. Nothing genuine comes out of these follies. Hence to win, and the only way I can win, is by rigging and by dishing out cold hard cash, in dollars, to the opposition. So help me MEC, Rastafari. May 20 – Wise One BOMA!
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 18:49:17 +0000