On the first day of Christmas I gave this to my goats! One brand new barn! On the second day of Christmas I gave this to my goats! Two heated buckets and one brand new barn! On the third day of Christmas I gave this to my goats Three mineral lick tubs, two heated buckets and one brand new barn! On the fourth day of Christmas I gave this to my goats! Four expensive round bales, three mineral lick tubs, two heated buckets and one brand new barn! On the fifth day of Christmas I gave this to my goats... Five warm goat coats, four expensive round bales, three mineral lick tubs, two heated buckets and one brand new barn! On the sixth day of Christmas I gave this to my goats :( Six more expensive round bales, five warm goat coats, four expensive round bales, three mineral lick tubs, two heated buckets and one brand new barn! On the seventh day of Christmas I gave this to my goats. Seven loafing sheds, six more expensive round bales, five warm goat coats, four expensive round bales, three mineral lick tubs, two heated buckets and one brand new barn. On the eighth day of Christmas I gave this to my goats Eight MORE expensive round bales, seven loafing sheds, six (stinking) expensive round bales, five warm goat coats (for the sissies) four expensive round bales, three mineral lick tubs, two heated buckets and one (now slightly dented) brand new barn. On the ninth day of Christmas I gave this to my goats Nine MORE heated buckets, eight (good grief how much hay can they eat?) expensive round bales, seven loafing sheds (because we cant all share a barn can we?!?) six expensive round bales, five warm goat coats (SMH), four EXPENSIVE round bales, three mineral lick tubs, two heated buckets and one brand new barn. On the tenth day of Christmas I gave this to my goats nine more heated buckets!!!!, eight damned expensive round bales, seven loafing sheds, six expensive round bales, five warm goat coats, four expensive round bales!!!!, three mineral lick tubs, two heated buckets and one beat to hell brand new barn. On the eleventh day of Christmas I gave this to my damned goats Eleven straw filled stalls, ten expensive round bales, nine more heated buckets, eight (geez O Pete) expensive round bales, seven loafing sheds, six expensive round bales (waaa!!!), five warm goat coats, four expensive round bales, three mineral lick tubs, two heated buckets and one brand new (but now barely standing) barn. On the twelfth day of Christmas it gave this to my goats My VERY LAST 12 dollars, eleven straw filled stalls, ten expensive round bales, nine more heated buckets, eight MORE expensive round bales, seven loafing sheds, six expensive round bales, five warm goat coats, four expensive round bales, three mineral luck tubs, two heated buckets, one brand new barn ( and all that was left of my sanity and will to live) Merry Christmas and I hope you got a chuckle!
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 15:10:28 +0000