On the lighter side of life: this is for all my red neck friends and Family.. Yea you... Lol A full moon reminds you of your mother-in-law pullinâ weeds. A night on the town includes city jail. All your tupperware is old butter containers. All your wall decorations have horns on them. All your wedding guests were seated on the same side of the church. Any of your children are the result of a conjugal visit. Anything outside the Lower 48 is âoverseas.â Directions to your house include âturn off the paved road.â Every room in your house is a junk room. Every workday ends with the same argument about who gets to ride in the cab of the truck. For your anniversary you take your wife to dinner at the Wal-Mart snack bar. Most of your family have appeared on COPS!!! No matter which side of the track you live on, itâs the wrong side. People hear your car a long time before they see it!!! Somebody hollers âHoe Downâ and your girlfriend hits the floor. The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth. The hood of your truck is higher than the roof of your house. The morning after your kidsâ slumber party, the dogs have fleas. The police regularly come to your house to break up a fight, and you live alone. The primary color of your car is Bond-O. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement. You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Posted on: Sat, 25 Jan 2014 03:46:33 +0000
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