On the sixth day, the devil created metal, to freak out parents - TopicsExpress



          

On the sixth day, the devil created metal, to freak out parents everywhere. Come learn how to play weedily weedily wee solos really fast! Learn how to make your bandmates not like you because you just practice sweep arpeggios all the time! See how far down you can detune the strings until the neck turns into a bow! MOTTERS MUSIC!!!!!! (read in cookie monster metal growl). GUITAR LESSSSSSONNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! (read in high pitched castrati falsetto shriek). 440-442-7470 (read in fast legalese, end-of-commercial style).
Posted on: Mon, 09 Sep 2013 16:04:52 +0000

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