On this Thanksgiving Im thankful that my last ear surgery was a success (so far) other than a few minor things like: -forever Ill now have to wear ear plugs every time I shower, swim or put my head any where near water. -The ear drops I have to use that were made by the devil himself. -After using said death drops, then cleaning out the ectoplasm from my ears & Im not joking when I say its a slime like substance, I can actually pull it out with my fingers. -Then go every 6-8wks to my ear doctor to get a camera stuck up my nose & a vacuum in my ears to remove the remaining sludge I was unable to destroy. -I can never again use a nose spray & Im not supposed to blow my nose. If I absolutely must blow my nose, Ill most likely get a nose bleed afterwards. -I can count on hearing loss at least once a week but it goes away if I use Satans Serum & call the Ghostbusters Which is actually a HUGE improvement from what I was dealing with before, so for that I am thankful
Posted on: Fri, 28 Nov 2014 05:08:22 +0000
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