On this day, recorded in the great book as the day of Hilversum Gouda and Guatemalan dark, I reveal to all those assembled the secret of the two sacred foods. As proof of their divine origin and power I offer this test for you. There is not a single food that cannot be improved with the addition of CHEESE or CHOCOLATE. All things consumed can be greater with the grace of one of these two sacred mannas. I defy you to show otherwise. Yea, there are a few heretics who deny this truth- a selected few who claim not to like cheese or chocolate, but they suffer all of their living days in pitiful neglect and destitution. So I pray for these sorrowful souls.. may the truth of extra sharp Stilton and glory of bitter sweet Godiva truffles bring them salvation. So Saeth I.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 10:30:18 +0000
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