On this fine Sunday afternoon as I sit here and recap my experiences about the nightlife, I have to share some rules that I think are appropriate. Basic practices. For those who dont know, my team has two club nights on the weekend and I am always front and center. The front door is where the action is honestly. Its hilarious. Feel free to add your input. This should be funny. 1. If you cant pay the cover and dont have money to pull from the ATM, STAY HOME. 2. I am not psychic, so giving me any attitude when I dont know you are on the guest list, is pointless. Walk up to the door, tell the appropriate people that you on the list and show your ID. Rocket Science I tell you! 3. Telling a promoter that you should get in for a discount or for free because you got the bar is not helping them at all. The club usually always gets the entire bar money. There are exceptions. 4. Fellas, dont pull out your entire stack of money and flash it to everyone, then ask for a discount. 5. Dont try to floss on me with your stunner shades, but cant pay the cover. Promise this happened last night and I told dude that he needed to take them off because he was misrepresenting. 6. Im a guest of the owner....Really because they didnt tell me that, so go call them to the front. And NO I cant find them for you. 7. Leave the damn DJ alone. They are not there to play your personal favorites list. Only I can make those requests. lol. 8. Do not ask people to watch your stuff....We are actually busy working believe it or not. 9. Dont you remember me....NOPE! Sure dont. And now what? Am I supposed to just let you in because you came before. I see hundreds of people every week. 10. If you are good with the promoter, it does not mean that your entire crew gets in free too. Discuss in advance so you dont have that crazy look on your face when you walk up with a squad. 11. So and so said it costs this much. Well they told you wrong. If we can reach a middle ground, then fine. 12. I work for Creative Nation.....Oh yeah!? Funny I dont have any paperwork for you and I handle the business. Blank Stare. Know who you are dealing with. 13. Ladies, no you should not get in free all night. Yes, you think you are the best thing to walk in here, but so does everyone else. 14. Ta Tas Money. Personal Foul!! We dont need to wait for you to fish money out of your boobs!!!! Have it out when you get to the door. Its bad enough we have to touch it, so I dont want to see it coming out of your nasty melons. 15. No you cant go outside to your car 50 times to find your phone, keys, money, call a friend.....also known as drink in the car, smoke, hump, etc 16. Thats ok, Ill get in....NO you wont. Trust and believe. 17. Im not paying that.......ok then exit left. Simple. 18. Who are you anyway? You just take the money........Cool, GOOGLE ME. I dont have time for your minimum wage ignorance. 19. Im good. Im with..... ........No Sir. You are not good. 20. Do we have to go through this every week.....I guess so, because you havent learned yet. And the list goes on and on and on......Nightlife dealings are funny as hell!
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 18:35:56 +0000
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