On this sacred day in 1776 George Washington and Paul Bunyan got into an argument with some French guys in Lexington concord, New Hampshire. Honest George pulled out a Colt 1911 and shot them both. Later that night he got wildly drunk and had a one night stand with Susan B. Anthony and she later bore a child named Chuck Norris who later commanded the continental army against the French. And we kicked the shit out of them because were America and now you have our country.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Jul 2014 23:35:10 +0000
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