Once Time All The Organs Of The Body Were Having A Meeting, Trying To Decide Who Was In Charge. The Brain Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I Run All The Body’s Systems, So Without Me Nothing Would Happen” The Heart Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I Pump The Blood And Circulate Oxygen All Over The Body, So Without Me You’d All Waste Away.” The Stomach Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I Process Food And Give All Of You Energy.” The Rectum Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I’m Responsible For Waste Removal.” All The Other Body Parts Laughed At The Rectum And Insulted Him, So In A Huff, He Shut Down Tight. Within A Few Days, The Brain Had A Terrible Headache, The Stomach Was Bloated, And The Blood Was Toxic. Eventually The Other Organs Gave In. They All Agreed That The Rectum Should Be The Boss.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 05:07:04 +0000