Once inside the bank shortly after midnight. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safes combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding, one robber said, At least well have a bit to eat. The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find a single naira, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: NIGERIAS ONLY SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 12:00:00 +0000
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