Once upon a time a young man inherited a parrot with a vocabulary loaded with swear words learned from the previous owner, an old sailor. One day the young mans grandmother came by for an unplanned visit to drop off a book. Knowing grandma would have a stroke if she heard the parrot, the young man grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer to keep him quiet. Not wanting the bird to freeze he quickly ushered grandma out of the flat and came back and opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language. I’m sincerely remorseful and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my unforgivable behavior The young man was very surprised to hear the parrot speak like this. Just as he was about to respond the parrot added By the way, may I ask.... What did the turkey do?”
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 05:30:08 +0000