Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who owned two of the most beautiful dogs in the world. They did everything together. They were her buddies. They even traveled on vacation together. One day they caught a bad bad virus and for an entire month, it took over the life of the Princess! It was a scary trip...worse than Alice through Wonderland. Some days the poor Princess thought, is this the end? Will it ever right itself? She tried EVERYTHING! Antibiotics, antacids, more antibiotics, boiled chicken and rice...organic chicken...pumpkin, sweet potatos...nothing seemed to quell the intestinal beast...Whats a princess to do? More investigation...then a thought occurred? She kept them NPO (nothing by mouth) for 36 hours. Nothing but unflavored pedialyte. Started them on a GNC probiotic for dogs (they ate it like a treat). This process of boosting up their intestinal flora was followed by starting them on a strict diet. The Princess now feeds them Natural Balance Synera and a small small teaspoon of Natural Wellness chicken dog food gently microwaved for 10 seconds to create a yummy aroma for them. She lovingly mixes it with the dry food for a coated yummy meal that only dogs would love. The little dogs poop was transformed into the formed tootsie rolls the Princess has come to love. By the way, the Princess now considers herself the Queen of Dog Shit Mountain. All BowWow to your Queen! #QueenCrapofDogShitMountain #hashmarksareforthedogs Now tell me, What do you RULE? What follows are some visual Treats from my crappy journey through Turdland! Thankfully I did not read and signs that said, Drink Me or Eat Me!
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 12:10:36 +0000
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