One cold morning as I slept wearily after reading non stop for my waec.. Of course man no be wood as I dint know when it was dawn. My house mistress Mrs Ukpai came to my apartment and headed straight to my corner and flogged shit outta me! Oh! What a tragic way to wake up.. :( . As tough as I am well.. It was no biggie as I flew up and dusted my nyash and the oda affected areas. :) the next day, I woke up as early as a bird borrowed my sideys blanky, made it to the shape of a human and covered it well.. I evn put ass for it then I chilled at the corner waiting for the tiger to come and as anticipated she did. She aimed straight for me again with more rage and.. Slash!!! Goes the cain but that being dint move then she thought to drag me down from d bed and well.. I had no weight as the blankys came crashing to ground. My apartment girls tried so hard to hide their laughter and so did I by the corner as she walked away feeling depressed. As the saying goes 1nce beatten 2wice shy... And oh! She was d beaten 1 as she neva came looking for me again... THE END :)
Posted on: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 13:46:57 +0000
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