One day Tom Thumb, Snow White, and Quasimodo are sitting around talking. All of the sudden Tom Thumb says, You know, how do I know Im the worlds smallest man? Maybe Im NOT the worlds smallest man. And he got very depressed. Then Snow White says, How do I know Im the most beautiful woman in the world? Perhaps there is someone more beautiful than me! And she got very depressed. Quasimodo then said, How do I know Im the worlds ugliest person? Maybe there is someone uglier than me! And he, too, sank into depression. One week later the three were all killed in a car crash. While in Heavens waiting room, they were all entitled to a private conference with God, who would answer for them one question. After Tom Thumbs conference, he came out smiling and said, Its all right, I am the worlds smallest man. Snow White left Gods chamber smiling also, Its ok, she said, I am the fairest of them all. Quasimodo came out of his conference scratching his head. He looked at the others and asked, Who the hell is Martin Keown?
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:37:04 +0000
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