One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning. There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones to pass time. He started throwing the stone into the sea. While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond. He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea... Moral of the story: Below ********************* . . . . . . Do not get up early in the morning... ------------------------------ Police: R u married? Sardar: Yes, with a woman. Police : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man? Sardar: Yes, my sister did....!!! ------------------------------ Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab main susu karne gaya to bathroom ki light apne aap chalu ho gayi.. Mummy:Nalayak tu aaj phir freez me susu kar aaya. ------------------------------ BANTA impressing BANTI . BANTA TO BANTI : Mere baap k aage bade bade log KATORI leke khade hote hai! . BANTI : Achaa!!? Kaun hai tumra baap ? . BANTA: Pani Puri Wala...!!! ------------------------------
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 04:18:48 +0000
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