One day, all the human body parts started arguing about who was on top... The mouth said, I should be on top because, without me, you wouldnt be able to eat. Then the stomach said, Ya but if it werent for me, you wouldnt be able to digest and transfer all the minerals and vitamins throughout the body, I should be on top. Then the heart said, I should be on top because Im the one who takes the blood from point A to point B. Without me, the body would die. Then the brain said, Well, without me, you wouldnt be able to move, eat, digest or allow circulation of blood, so I should be on top. Now, the asshole was beginning to get annoyed, You know, I should be on top because I can just shut my hole and then shit will accumulate and block the digestive track and screw all of you up. It was chaos, everyone was yelling and fighting. Finally, the asshole got fed up, Thats it, Im fed up, Im shutting up my hole. So for a few days, the body couldnt shit and the brain had trouble moving, the stomach digesting, the mouth eating and the blood flow going, everyone was begging the asshole to open up, The brain said, Please open up, you made your point, your on top, just open up. The asshole smiled, So everyone agrees that Im on top? YES everyone shouted. OK! so the asshole opened up and the body could shit again. The moral of this story is, you have to be an asshole to be on top...
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 13:15:00 +0000
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