One day at kindergarten a Teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, Ill give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived. A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, It was St. Patrick. The Teacher said, Sorry Sean, thats not correct. Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, It was St. Andrew. The Teacher replied, Im sorry, Hamish, thats not right either. Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, It was Jesus Christ. The teacher said, Thats absolutely right, Marvin. Come up here and Ill give you the $10. As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, You know, Marvin, since youre Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ. Marvin replied, Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 14:46:02 +0000
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