One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor. Listen, you dont have to spend that kind of money, Mike replies. Theres a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you whats wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor. So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited the results. The computer then prints the following:......................... 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They arent yours. Get a lawyer 5. If you dont stop playing with yourself, your tennis elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Jul 2014 23:38:57 +0000
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