One day my uncle complained to me; mary my elbow is paining me i guess i shld see a doctor. I told him; uncle dont do dat! There is computer at the nearby chemist store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose ur problem and tell you what you will do about it, my uncle figured out he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the chemist store. Finding the computer,he poured in the sample and deposited 5:000naira. The computer started making noises and various light started flashing.after a brief pause, it popped out a small slip of paper which read; you have tennis elbow! Soak ur arm in warm water. Avoid heavy labour. It will be better in two wks tym. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, and how it would change medical science foreva, my uncle began to wonder if the mechine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed togeda some water,a stool sample frm his dog,and urine sample from his wife and daughter.. To top it off, he masturbated into d concotion,went back to The chemist store. located The computer machine, poured in the sample and deposited 5k. The machine again made the usual noise, flashed lights and printed out the following analysis began. Your tap water is too hard get a water softner. Ur dog has ringworm,bath him with anti fungal shampo. Ur daughter is taking cocaine, put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Ur wife is pregnant with twin girls. They are not urs. Get a lawyer,and if you dont stop jerking off. Your elbow will never get better. #lady_m.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 22:57:43 +0000
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