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One day some boy is going to take my daughter out. And Im going to invite him to play a round of golf with me at cotton valley and at the 16th hole where the cart path is on that steep hill he will mysteriously fall out of the cart and break both arms so he cant touch my daughter. Im sure his parents will sue me for civil damages and Ive already dedicated a savings account for that and to post my bond and pay the penalty the bar will charge me for being sanctioned for being a lawyer convicted of a crime. Boys of the world beware. Im a dad with a plan and you may be the one who I can use as an example so all the other boys will know that Mr. Solomon is crazy as fu**.

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