One day the lord in sitting in heaven with an angel by his side and hear a priest begin to contemplate skipping church on a beautiful Sunday. The priest decides to skip church to go play golf; something he has not done for a long time. He plans the details out as not to get caught skipping church; calls in sick to his secretary and goes 3 towns away to make sure he will not run into anyone he knows. The priest tee’s off on a 450 yard hole and just as he swings a gust of wind comes along and carries his ball all the way dropping it in the hole for a hole in 1; the priest’s first in his life, he is beyond ecstatic. The angel looks down in complete confusion; curious he turns to the lord and asks a question. Lord why did you give him a hole in 1; when he skipped church? The Lord replied; who’s he gonna tell? -- Joel Osteen
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 21:45:49 +0000
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