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One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, I dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me. I said, WHAT?!! What was that?! So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... Youre just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responded to my puzzled look by saying, Cant you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom? Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldnt decide which one to take, so I told her wed just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, Lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesnt even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, Thats fine, honey. She was so excited. Smiling with anticipation, she finally said, I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier. I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey, I dont feel like it. Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped, WHAT? I then said, Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, Why cant you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you? « 2 3 4 » Do you wanna laugh till your worries and sorrow disappear? Then I RECOMMEND U LIKE --> Ribz Cracker Join For the best of akpos jokes, stories and relationships tips around the world. The first 20 people to Click on the blue name and like the page will be rewrded Ribz Cracker Ribz Cracker CLICK HERE to join For your hottest jokes around the world

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