One for Sunday afternoon: WOMENS COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Dont imagine you can change a man - unless hes in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there. Tell him youre not his type - you have a pulse. Never let your mans mind wander - its too little to be left out alone. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Never marry a man for money. Youll have to earn every penny. Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. If he asks what sort of books youre interested in, tell him check books. A mans idea of serious commitment is usually, Oh all right, Ill stay the night. Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldnt even have bothered to have lunch with. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his. If he asks you if you if youre faking it tell him no, youre just practicing. When he asks you if hes your first tell him, You may be, you look familiar.
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 12:28:32 +0000
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