One mureed complaining - through khat-o-kitaabat - about extreme levels of antagonism from family towards him after he beginning practicing Islam. We deciding to calling in mureed for one-to-one consultations to solving this issue. Next day mureed arriving. When pirs seeing him from 100 yards they able to telling problems. Mureed having beards which being conjoined with eyebrows, entire face looking like forest which being launchpad for his nose, and mureed smelling much like he doing smugglings of mummified racoons. In short, it appearing the publisher of his copy of Sahih Muslim making typo and publishing Impurity is half of faith... Although pirs always doing the very nice chest-to-chest meetings with mureeds (.za mureeds, only male mureeds having this blessing. Please to continue looking for ways to refute Qalandar peoples) but on this occasions we having to suffice on the single-handed handshakes. After hearing mureeds grievances which orbiting around how his familys hearts are being sealed from truth, we deciding to giving him various taveez and wazifahs. These including: a) regular joggings after Fajr namaz b) mandatory showerings after jogging c) obligatory daily usage of blessed water taken from close proximity of grave of Qalandar Samarqandi - which conveniently fitting into anti-antiperspirant roll-on d) spraying blessed water which being blown on by Qalandar of Sistan after his weekly 100,000 Darud Shareefs - which opportunely being accommodated by Tom Ford aftershave bottle e) Usage of Miswak before each prayers and toothbrushings twice a day f) mandatory fortnightly visitations to local Sufi barber for groomings With these instructions, mureed being sent away. Three weeks later, he sending letter saying his familys hearts finally softening & though they not becoming the very practicing Muslims themselves, they no longer having issue with him doing the practicings.
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 16:52:00 +0000
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