One of my top favorite jokes ever! (This joke is old and didnt use Tiger Woods name originally, but Im putting it in here because I think it fits him perfectly) Tiger Woods and a friend are playing golf. There were two ladies playing on the fairway ahead of them and are playing slowly. Tiger says, Ill go up and ask them if we can play through. Tiger gets halfway to the ladies but turns around and comes back. Tiger said, I cant do it. Thats my wife and my mistress. Ok, Ill go ask them, the friend says. The friend begins walking up to the ladies but also stops halfway, turns around, and comes back. I cant ask them either, the friend says. Why not? asks Tiger. The friend says, Small world.
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 02:35:59 +0000
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