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One of the funnier Riders Ive seen come through the Magic Bag. Enjoy... 1 bottle of Jim Beam (any size bottle larger than airplane) 1 decent bottle of Red wine 1 loaf of decent whole wheat bread...something you wouldnt be afraid serve your mother. Sliced Turkey Lunch Meat & decent sliced cheese (NO AMERICAN CHEESE!) Bottled water for stage. 12 Decent domestic or import beers Beef Jerky Fresh Fruit (cut fruit tray or raw uncut fruits) Hot Tea and/or Coffee Postcards From The Edge on Laser Disc Hotel w 2 double beds or the equivalent to 3 beds (read: a place to stay the night) A hard bound copy of book 3: The System of the World from The Principia by Sir Isaac Newton 2 Condoms (Billy Boy or a similar brand) 3 copies of Temple of the Dogs Hunger Strike on cas-single ONLY (no cds or mini discs) 1 bowl full of Shark Bites (great whites ONLY) Absolutely NO DORITOS (I dont care what extreme flavors your boy smuggled back from Amsterdam!) 1 Quilt made by your Grandmother (MUST BE MADE WITH LOVE) 1 current map of the world with the Falkland Islands blacked out. (Eckert VI projection ONLY) 1 years subscription to American Cheerleader Magazine 7 Long Stem Roses (Pink or Yellow ONLY) 1 Red Flannel Shirt (cut into strips 2x18) 2 Grappling hooks (each with 50 of rope must be: 10.1-11mm in diameter with a UIAA Fall Rating of 10-17) 1 can of Burger King Flame brand Body spray (DO NOT SUBSTITUTE WITH AXE!) The King James Bible
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 12:39:42 +0000

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