One of the questions I most frequently get asked is: Is Spiderman real? Of course its an important question. The only answer I can give is that when I was abducted by aliens in 1974, while in Seattle, en route to Vancouver for an Inner Passage Alaskan Cruise vacation with my family, it was while I was in Stanley Park in Vancouver, B.C. as I was staring at a cage of fruit-bats hanging upside-down in their zoo, that I was somehow transported onboard a Klingon starship. To abbreviate this interminable story, the ship was also occupied by the cybernetically preserved head of Spiderman, who spent much of his time in a room with extreme heat. Fortunately, when he insisted on my visits, he lowered the temperature of the chamber to heat which I could nearly survive. Spidey and I used to play many great games of chess together, although I still dont understand why he insisted that he was not Spidey but actually Alexander the Great. I suspect he was really BOTH, and that the Klingons were just playing a trick on all of us!
Posted on: Wed, 16 Oct 2013 08:40:29 +0000
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