Onitsha Market Literature A PROPOSAL LOVE LETTER, FROM AGUIYI TO HIS IFUNANYA!!! My proposal: Hello pretty damsel, I just want to let u know dat I have joined d movin people ie d happening guys. I am Aguiyi International, importa & exporta. I own plenty of shop in main market. As u are looking at me am very solid. Aguiyi is one of d biggest importa in main market. My containers come in 20s and 40s weekly. I have over 40 boys in my training. Wat u are lookn at dat I am wearn is hand made jewelry crafted specialy. Aguiyi is ur man once u understand me, ur very important 2 me. Aguiyi is a big boy, I am a mover I am a shaker. I am rich and by d special glace of God I own d biggest & powerful boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managing it which I can call her wit one phone call I can fire her down & I will make u d CEO, president, CEO of d conglomerate. All d streets in china are right here in my head. All d Nigerian boys dat load market in china are under me. As I am speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me Eze Ndi Igbo Nile of china and by the special glace of God,you will be Lolo Ndi Igbo of china. Nne am look u like egg yolk & 4 dat, I will kill any ochicha for u. Nne m, money is not my troublem. I dash oyibo money bcos d person writing to u is Aguiyi International. Ugo m, you are better dan Shakira. U are better dan Beyonce. Jay Z is a small boy to me. I send money on errands! Is not my fault. Being big boy, is that my fault? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me.Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha. I will repackage u Nne m and present u to d world. Pretty damsel. Nne m oo, you see, I deal with pounds and dollars so I pay in d naira equivalent of my grammar. Oyoyo m, Ego Vin nwa. My yori yori, ashanti m, nwa. Infact baby, take me. Yours faithfully, Aguiyi.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 16:33:39 +0000
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