Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872). He who says nothing last forever has never tried suasorobia perfume - Isaac Newton (1904). He who fully unwraps a sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900). Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a Mountain of Fire member - William Shakespeare (1788). Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904). He who asks for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the III (1709). He who refuses to classify Agege bread and Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king Jnr (1931). Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Obasanjo(1999) Drinking garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893) He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- Sir Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT - Buhari (1980) No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. - Goodluck Jonathan (2013) Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit - Bola Tinubu (2011) Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)
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