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Only real Nigerians: 1. Check the expiry date of gala after eating it. 2. Go to church with extension and bb charger (charging in His presence) 3. Update on BBM "about to cross"get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz" 4. Say an opening prayer at a night club. 5. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes taking pictures with champagne bottles. 6. Wear sunshades at night. 7. Wear complete rainbow colors like its rag day and call it color blinding. 8.Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines) 9.Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin one "Aboki". 11.Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match. 12. Used their transport money to buy sugarcane while treking and forget where their house is. 13. Will see you eating and then ask you wether you are eating.
Posted on: Wed, 31 Jul 2013 00:15:28 +0000

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