Ooooo my gosh so I just really embarrassed myself at the gas station! I was parked in front of the Mobil in pacific and got in my truck to leave when a giant wasp on steroids looking thing came a flyin in my cab and caused me to quickly lay down across my seats to avoid his obvious and angry bee line he was making to my face BASTARD CRASHED ONTO my sunglasses Lens ASS first and then with a menacing and mad angry expression he clearly expressed, tried to crawl over the top and and get me in the eye!! I whacked the glasses across the cab and made 3 attempts to escape my truck! When I finally came tumbling out onto the curb like a petrified drunk who just drank 2 bottle of Jim Beam in a white short summer dress mind you... I thought my nightmare was over till a man helped me to my feet and suddenly dropped me before I was fully standing and had my dress pulled back down and as I stood I realized why he was so freaked out himself my truck was rolling backwards and down hill at an alarming speed and right when I thought he was gonna save the day as I finished pulling my broken shoe off so I could run too he face plants into the concrete and so with everything I had in me I ran w only one high heeled shoe and some how managed to leap into air and into the drivers seat like a flying squirrel on crack and literally seconds and inches before poor ol girl Red (my truck) smashed into the nice sports car parked at the pump behind me and just as I thought I could finally take a breath here comes the psychopathic angry stinger on steroids again!!! The nice fellas all around were kind enough to let me run while they all attempted to battle the fury of this furious flying freak of Fauna and after a scary few minutes of hide n seek they got her to move on and look for her next unexpecting innocent victim!!! As I drove off half crying and half laughing at the drama the big ass bug caused not only me but everyone in the parking lot I noticed a giant goose egg on my forehead and skinned palms and knees and chins and realized I left my broken heel in the parking lot but there was noooo way I was going back for it after that terrifying 3-7 mins of pure hell. Lol omg!!! Thank you all to my burly bug Heros!!
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 23:50:11 +0000
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