Open Letter To Driver Of the White Ford F-350: I am the pilot of the red Jeep Wrangler that shut the door on you when you foolishly tried to pass me on the right as I entered the Amnicola Highway on ramp. My Jeep is powered by factory fuel-injected 4.0 liter six-cylinder engine coupled to six-speed manual transmission turning Dana 44 axles fitted with 30 x 9.50 - 15 Michelin LTX radial tires. It is stone-stock, but highly optimized. I did not downshift, opting merely to roll on the throttle in third gear, which - as we both know - was all it took to put you in my rearview mirrors. You are not the first to be taken unaware. While I was digging the ball bearings in a metal drainpipe exhaust note, the amount of smoke that thing was belching leads me to believe youve yet to dial in your setup properly. Invest in a proper tune, and consider taking off all those obnoxious diesel performance-related badges, decals and stickers til the Power Stroke is running properly. I also suspect you have a math problem engendered by the hideously over-sized mud tires you are running. Perhaps they are required for a portion of your commute. I do give you credit for your quick reaction time and top-notch braking skills; the look of terror in your saucer-sized eyes at the realization your little asshole gambit was NOT going to work was priceless. For what its worth, I am glad for you it was not raining, as you seemed to be right there on the ragged edge, as in no margin for error. Remember, the Laws of Physics are incontrovertible. See you on the road. Robert T. Nash Wheel Man
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 00:23:10 +0000
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