Operation Crazy PIG was a complete BUST! (Surprise) I managed to get her to the back door. Noah and I tried to coax her outside with all kinds of sweet treats. No go! She turned her round rump around, head-butted the door and trotted back to the kitchen. I followed then jumped in front of her. I said Oh No,Chunky Butt, your a$$ is going outside today! She cocked her ears to the side and said, Good Luck with that Cupcake! So I grabbed her by the BEhind and started pushing (not an easy feat, I assure you). She let out a loud oink and started running.Now you can (attempt to) steer a pig by their butt so we headed for the door. She went under the end table and we ended up running around the living room with the end table on her back. Bing! BANG! BOOM! SQUEAL! We got that off. She got to the door. She dodged it, oinking and pig squealing the whole time and into the TV stand. OH NOOO!!!!!!! Michael and Noah grab the TV, I grab the pig and we are at a stand off. Let me go or the TV gets it. I let her go long enough to get her away from the TV then I grab her big butt again. She heads up the hall. At this point, I get the bright idea (in my little blonde head) to jump in front of this raging pig. SuperKIM can stop her!!!!!! I can get her outside. Right? Right???? Wrong. I give her a mighty shove...I thought. She bowled me over like I was an bowling pin. BOOM!!! My fat A$$ was on the floor in the middle of the hall praying this 200lb beast would not trample me. I finally made it up, wheezing and gasping for breath,( a little outta shape) defeated and went into the bedroom to check her out. There she was, calmly settling down onto her bed. Dang, Darn pig. You WIN, Miss Sookie Belle!!!!!!! Weve decided to build her a small ramp between the living room and the porch. At least my house will be all ready when she puts me in a wheelchair. LOL. OH and my husband and son, were a great help! They laughed at me all day.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 21:31:24 +0000