Our neighbors dog always tries to attack me. Its a little yippy dog but its still very aggressive and annoying. Today they left their dog outside with no leash and it tried to attack me again. So Jen called the police. Three police cars pull up. Now we are peering through our curtains giggling like hyenas while the police struggle to catch this satan dog. They are using doggy treats and a tennis ball as bait but it keeps resisting arrest. I heard a woman cop say Im going to punt it through a goal post. I hear some laughter. She went on to say. I just wanna kick it!. Listening to their conversation about past dog encounters is fascinating. I heard a snippet out of context.. ..why isnt that dog barking in the crate? Oh because it has a bullet hole through it.. This is all real. If you bark I nark. This Sunday morning has been great.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 14:40:15 +0000