Our researchers have compiled the following list of features that distinguish the free ObamaPhone from a regular cell phone: - It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion. - Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America. - It doesn’t have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy’s plan is. - When it crashes, it blames your previous phone. - All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail. - It has a really useless app called “Biden.” - Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit. - Type in “job search” and it gives you directions to the welfare office. - The navigation feature covers all 57 States. - The default ringtone for international calls is “I’m sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology.” - The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission. - When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak. - Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama. - There are never any winners on Angry Birds. - Instagram takes two months to process a photo and you have to fill out 3 PDFs to do so. - Paypal app is replaced with ReceivePal app. - You can’t find “Jerusalem” on Google maps. - It turns all your Facebook friends into enemies and all your enemies into friends. - Don’t want to work? There’s an app for that, too. - It automatically bows down to phones made by foreign companies. - When you watch a YouTube video, a US ambassador gets killed. - When you dial “home”, it calls Kenya. - As opposed to the iPhone, it’s called the mePhone.
Posted on: Mon, 12 Aug 2013 02:05:17 +0000
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