Overheard On The Bolance: Me: So let me get this straight: You were sitting in the right rear passenger seat, farthest away from the point of impact, but your left leg is broken. Meanwhile, the girl who was driving - who *should* have the femur fracture - appears uninjured. Meanwhile, the kid with the shredded face who claims to be sitting where you were, claims that the fourth guy in the car was actually driving, but he doesnt know his name. And the girl, who is supposedly your sister, with whom you live, you cannot recall her name, nor the address of the apartment you share. And youve had nothing to drink, despite the clear odor of ketoaldehydes on your breath and your slurred speech. Do I have that all right? Broken Leg Dude: Yeah, man, thass bout it. Me: Would you like a moment to confer with your fellow vehicle occupants to get all your bullshit stories straight, before the cops ask you again? Broken Leg Dude (pondering): Um, about the seat belt? I just remembered, I was wearing it after all. Me: Thank you, Sir. Your honesty and earnest sincerity are quite touching.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 05:03:54 +0000
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