Overheard a woman running down her ex ...and he has a small penis. she giggled to the other hens. We all know a woman who says that non-stop. So and so has a small dick. Blah blah blah has a tiny penis. The truth is that she just has a big vagina. Like giant. Big as the oversize tire used to advertise a used tire shop. So deep it would take an international rescue operation to save the trapped miners if it collapsed. The sort of vagina the guys at Epic Meal Time would make if they were in the business of crafting snatches out of fast food. A vault so large the NSA is wants to lease it for server space. Most men have average size penises and if the majority of penises encountered seem hee hee he was small, the problem is more with the grand canyon shes packing not the 747s getting lost in it. So when I hear a woman talk about someones small dick, shes broadcasting something far more embarrassingly intimate about herself that she imagines.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 21:09:19 +0000