Overheard in the, uh...mens room at Wildfire Steakhouse, - TopicsExpress



          

Overheard in the, uh...mens room at Wildfire Steakhouse, Chicago: [WARNING: Mildly objectionable material] **There is an unofficial mens room doctrine-- no talking, especially at the urinals** (Me and four other guys standing quietly at the urinals.) Guy 1: You got sun burned. Guy 2: Rooftop pool and bar at my awesome hotel, The Godfrey. Guy 1: Sounds a lot nicer than the air mattress at my brother-in-laws. Guy 2: At least you dont have to pay. Guy 1: Believe me...Im PAYING. (I accidentally snort-laugh and toot one-- BRRRAWWP!) Guy 1: What, dya bring the whole trumpet section? (Five guys at the urinals, laughing hysterically.)
Posted on: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 15:27:25 +0000

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