Owe My Gawd! And its not even 2p!!! Completely dreadful nights sleep after my replacement heated mattress pad woke me up and KEPT me awake by repeatedly and unexpectedly switching to to lava setting at 4am onwards ~ Got up to make a cuppa coffee and so sleepy, and one slipper lacking its base, I ate $hit down our staircase (seems to be an annual trip ~ less painful this time, more padding on both the stairs and me :P) Peed all over myself and the stairs because of all the excitement, had to change... cats were weaving in and out of my near broken legs, so I stopped to feed them first. Cupboard door comes off in my hand ~ Precariously balancing it with one hand, I attempt to put the top screw back in... it falls down and bounces underneath the washing machine, hungry cats now atop me like a mix between Oliver Twist and Roman Coliseum Lions. ~ I climb down, and under, bones creaking, sinews popping into the dust and clutter behind the machine and cannot find the bloody screw... I gather Husband to help and he tried taking a photo of the latch so he can go find the screw and his phone dies just as hes trying to take the pic~ And THAT is just the first 10 minutes of today ~ LOL! Surprised there werent cameras rolling, I would have LOVED to watch ~ this theme would have been absolutely perfect ~ LOL :D
Posted on: Sun, 14 Dec 2014 13:53:45 +0000
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