Oya laugh small jare . I was driving down a street along Alausa, having just finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it. (The door lock is faulty) As usual, he wanted something from me for calling while driving... Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fangs barring, staring fiercely at him. Policeman: (Shaking) Ah! You carry dog? Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat one na offense? Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable) Na where una dey come from? Me: From hospital. Policeman: Ehen! you sick? Me: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The person almost die sef. Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now) Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that? Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person. Policeman: The dog know you? Me: Yes nah, no be my dog? Policeman: (Sweating) This your door, how you dey open am? Me: How you take enter? Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e no open. (The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue almost touching the policemans left ear). Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take God beg you, open the door for me make I comot. I no go collect anythin from you.
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 16:10:12 +0000