PARAPROSDOKIANS - Winston Churchill loved them - are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. What are some of your favorites? See some we found below: 1. Where theres a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But its still on my list. 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 4. If I agreed with you, wed both be wrong. 5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. They begin the evening news with Good Evening, then proceed to tell you why it isnt. 9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 10. I didnt say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Posted on: Tue, 13 May 2014 14:56:58 +0000
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