PART... Egypt Bird Glider Mainly Father N Mother had been Arguing during this Separeration N Divorce... Departure etc... As this Hurricane Started rolling in... In which while I was in my Fathers Visitation we arrived home after Grabbing something to Eat... As my Dad said to me How about we go see Dave for the Weekend... As he had also become Separated N Divorced... As I said Okay... Let me leave a Note for Mom on the ICEBOX in case she Drops by before we get back... Because I didnt like the Two of them Arguing... In which I stuck the Note on the FRIDGE with a Magnet... As the Two of us Left... As my Dad along with myself pulled into this Refueling Depot etc... In which I was looking at this Wooden Glider Plane and or Wooden Rubber Band Wind Up Plane... As my Dad Grabed this one then Handed it me as we had Tested several of them in the Past... Paid the Cashier as we then took off in the UFO... Along with started Heading North... With this Huricane Rolling in on our Asses... As the Light Of Day... Quickly began turning Dark... As I then started putting together this Wooden Plane together in the UFO... As by Now it was Night Out... As the Storm was still Raging... In which we then over Shoot the turn off... Then had to Turn around along with start Heading South... Straight into this Huricane... That was Pounding this AREA 51... In which these Seven or so Tornado Twisters start Whirling in out of the Sky some Distance ahead of our position... As we started heading West... Following Orions Belt N Arrow... As we Pulled into this Hotel Motel were Dave was staying... As we then Exited the Vehicle... As the Winds were Blowing Real Hard Through these Oasis Palms... As I then Hand Released this Wooden Glider Plane and or Wooden Rubber Band Wind Up Plane... As it Flew Up on the Four Winds... As it then Became Stuck in this Oasis Palm Tree... As we couldnt get in to Come Down... As we Entered inside where Dave was Waiting... While the Storm Blew Over during the Night... After which the Following Morning... as actually this Data that Happened before... As this Part with stealing the Dope along with being Seated in the ARCH of the Covenent Chair... And or Throne of Thruth that being Carried around goes Inbetween...Mainly Dad was out here with this Woman as she was Throwing Baby in the Water... As the Babies Natually Float along with start to Swim as later my Dad along with myself were playing on the Beach... As I stepped on a Sting Ray... PART... Mainly before the Attack... As the Attack happened on Sunday Morning around 8:00 AM Hawaii... So it was probably Friday and or Saturday??? As my Dad N Me were working on this UFO... As we were checking the Metal... Welds N Rivets... Rubber etc... As there were some Rust Damage Showing from Water and or Sea Water Erosion... After we began Stripping the Paint down to Bare Metal... Wire Brush Drill Attachments etc and or Sanding Equipment... Then were using Naval Jelly along with some other Stuff... ACID WASH etc... PART... SERIES PARALLELS Pearl Harbor etc Then was thinking need I needed a Bottle of DOPE Primer to Wash and or Coat this Bird down with... Only I didnt have any Money... And or Requisition Papers... Only I had been a Good Customer along with Good standing at the Model Shop... And or PX Supply etc... Then was thinking that maybe they would Loan it to me as I would take care of it after... As I then started to head over to the Model shop etc... Only Ran into TOLUND MAN... Who wanted to go do something... As I was saying I cant that I was in the Middle of getting this Bird Done along with was about to Head over to the Model Shop... As he wished to Tag along as we then Took Off... As he was asking me what are you needing... As I was saying... I need to see if they could Loan me some DOPE Primer to Finish off this Bird... As I didnt have any Money and or Requisition Papers... As he then started saying... O No No they wont do that... Were going to have to Steal some DOPE from them... As I was saying what do ya Mean... They Know me along with Know Im Good For It... As he then started saying... Nah these People Today arent Like that anymore... Were Gonna have to Steal it... Where Ill Stand Look Out while you ask for something in Back... In which while they are in Back... You Grab the DOPE Primer in which after well Haul Ass... As we then Pull up... As I was still a little Leery as I wanted to do it the way I had been thinking... As he was then saying Go On Go On... Ill keep Watch N Tell You if someone is Coming... As I then Asked this Female like MARY... If she had some Items that I knew she would have to go Check the On... As she was then saying lemme take a look in back... As a began to follow her... As there was this Beatle Guy along with this Other Guy Alexander The Great/King David.. Doing something with some Tables N Thrown Chairs... As I then said Ill just wait out in Front... As TOLUND MAN was saying Now Now... As began Grabbing the DOPE Primer... Only then started to hear Footsteps etc... Looked over to see what my TOLUND MAN was doing... As he was Gone Lickedee Split... As MARY walks back out catches me trying to Steal this DOPE Primer... Then Runs to get these two Guys in Back... Hollering were being Robbed... As my TOLUND MAN Pops back from around the Corner... Saying RUN... As I then started Running... So Im Hauling around the Corner Trailing behind TOLUND MAN... As this Beatle Guy runs out the Front after me... As I get Caught by Him... As Alexander The Great/King David etc... Is Running out the Back... Throwing Bricks N Stones... Hollering... Yeah thats Right... You Better RUN!!!!! At TOLUND MAN... Who Escaped away... In which after they Took me into the Back Of The Model Shop along with were asking... How come You did that to us... We thought you were our Friend... As I then started Explaining... I mainly came over wanting to see if you Loan me some DOPE PRIMER to Finish Off this Bird I was working On along with would get it back to you here in a Couple Days as I didnt Have any Money and or Papers etc... Only He Showed Up saying that No One was that way anymore along with would have to steal It... After they were saying... We dont think hes Someone You Should be Friends with if hes Trying to Get You Into Trouble like that... As I was then Saying... So what do you want to do now Call My Dad... As they were then Saying No... As I was saying can you still Lone me the DOPE Primer... Ill get it back to ya... As they then were saying NO we dont know if we can Trust You anymore!!! Later I had some Money and or Papers then Purchased some DOPE PRIMER to Finish Off the Bird... As I Thank them for that!!! PART... After which before my Dad N I Were using this DOPE Primer to Wash and or Coat this Bird... Having a Smoke as I was then Walking around like this Monkey Man... Possibly Black here??? As I was then saying Something... I Think its these DAMN Shocks and or Springs causing the Problem with the Landing Gear Compartments not being Sealed all of the way Shut... As something with the Landing Gear Compartment Jams had Lead Based Solder Welding etc to keep from Rusting... After we Locked it Up a Special way... In which during the ATTACK... the Monkey Man Guy was getting Rolled at some other AREA 51 Position... I which I and or my Dad was Running Over to these Fuel Drums N Pump... As these other Guys came running over to Help... In which Hollering at Em... Go Over N Un-Tangle the Birds Feet... Only they get into a Fight and or Argument as they didnt Know how it had been Locked by myself along with this Monkey Man... As Im then having to Run Over to Break up these Two Idiots... When the Bird gets Blown Off the RUNWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PART... At which point... I obtained a Copy of the Peccadillo MPs Report which in effect Read... I was Peering Outside the different Guard House Windows at Hickum Airfield and or Wheeler Airfield... Looking at something which looked a little Odd & Peculiar... Buddy... JOE... It was Down Rite Scary... After which I walked Outside... While the other Peccadillo MPS Radioed in to ask if any Unscheduled Aircraft was being Tested that we should know about... Mainly it was Darting in a Zig Zag Pattern... Starting & Stopping at Times Approaching Hickum Airfield from the NSEW Position... As I then Re-Entered the Guard House after getting a better Look See for myself... Being Informed by the other Peccadillo MPS that they had already Picked it Up on RADAR... As well as… A P-40 Flying Tiger was being Scrambled for Relay Purposes... At which point... This Black & White & Red Japanese KATE or ZERO Fighter then Flew Over... After the Aircraft had been Cleared for Take Off... Along with was already Taxiing down the Runaway... Then Suddenly... Out of Nowhere... Released a Bomb... Which Slammed into the Side of the P-40 Flying Tiger... Lifting Er Off the Runway... Throwing her up into the Air Sideways... DIE AMERICAN GI!!! Where the P-40 Flying Tiger then Rolled Over in Mid Air Several Times... Then came Down near Hickum Airfields Main Entrance & Parking Lot... As this CRASH LANDING was then Rolling & Spinning out of Control... Hurling Directly towards us... As the other Peccadillo MPs along with myself then Evacuated this Guard House at this point... Then began Running over to Dive for Cover in the Shallow Ravine across Road... Thinking that other Parts of the P-40 Flying Tiger may Explode... Only we then Heard what Sounded like a Survivor... As I then Ran back over to Check... Then while Rounding the Corner of the Guard House... As Parts of the P-40 Flying Tiger Aircraft Wreckage was on Fire... As I then see someone through the Flames Waving me Back... To forget about him... That it was Over... As I then starting Running back to the Shallow Ravine to get Help when Part of the P-40 Flying Tiger Wreckage Exploded... As several Pieces of Mangled Debris then nearly took my Head Off... Knocking me to the Ground... As I Fell & Slid over the side of the Road... Into this Ditch with my Two other Comrades in Arms... PART… Where I was then Helping with the Crashed UFO which was being Loaded onto a Military Flatbed with some of the other Base Personal so that it could then be Transported over to Hanger 18 so that our Tech Boys the Lab Rats in White Coats as we would sometimes Jokingly call them... Could take a look at it with their Slide Rules... Along with their many other Assortments of Gadgets & Gizmos to maybe see if they could Reverse Engineer anything that may be of Value in Aiding our Efforts... At which point... The Crane that was being used has a Malfunction of Sorts while in the Field which then needed to be Repaired... Mainly after the Electrical Wire Fence had been Shut Down in the Section & Cut away... The Crane was having a Problem Lifting the Hellish Thing being that there was not enough Torque coming from Crane Motors Horsepower... At which point we needed to Manually Crank the UFO onto the Military Flatbed... Only the Crane needed a Special Tool... So after one of the Military Retrieval Personnel who was Assign to Over See the Operation... Yelled at myself... To see if I could Find the correct Lever... I then noticed it was not among the other Tools... After which some other High Ranking Military Officer... Walked out to the UFO Crash Site... Then asked to Speak with myself... Only this other Military Retrieval Personnel Officer then Hollered at myself... Thats Okay... Stand Pat... Ill Take Care of it!!! As later... I Drove over to this AREA 51 Base... Then was Walking in Front of Hanger 18 to see what the High Ranking Officer wanted to Speak with me about!!! PART... Wanna See More Dash Cam Footage... About The Only Thing Worth Watching On TV... String Together this Russian Dash Cam Footage with The Comet Meteor Flying In with this Music Going... Already written this UFO Part... Hauling Ass Down the Freeway with this Wide Load Hitched to the Back... Smoking a Cigar... In which this UFO Im Hauling is Cover by this Silver Metallic Type Tarp... Hauling it over the this Nearby AREA 51 Hanger 18 Air Base to Test it out... In which this Silver Metallic Type Tarp Comes Loose... Flapping around... As this Cracker Semi Truck Driver Behind Me... Is then on CB... Hammering every Channel... People... Guys Hauling A REAL UFO Fly Saucer down the Highway... As this Other Vehicle is Flying up in the Far Left Lane... As I Notice the Silver Metallic Type Tarp had Come Too... Then Thinking SHIT... Throw the Cigar Out the Driver Side Window... As the Camera Zooms in on this Close Up of this Cigar Butt... Flying Past in this Slow Motion Sequence... Bouncing in the Vehicle that is Zooming up on the Far Left... Hits this Guy in the Face N Eye... As He Hollers... IM BLIND... Just as the Tarp Flies Off the Hitch... In which he Veers N Swears to the Right... Right in Front of this Cracker Semi Truck Driver... Just before Tarp Flies up Blocking this Cracker Semi Truck Drivers Window Shield... As this Cracker Semi Truck Driver Hollers... GIZA and or JEEZA CHRIST... Slamming the Breaks... As his Semi Truck JACK KNIFES... In which... All Im Seeing Out my Rear View Mirrors... As Im Hauling ASS Down the Highway with this UFO Hitched to my Vehicles Rear End... Is this Massive Vehicle Pile up along with these Explosions going Off in the Distance Behind Me...Something Like When I was Tut in this Wreck... Before I went Flying over a Cliff... As the Comet Shoemaker Levy Nine was Flying Over Head... RAMSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfinished... PATPJS!!!
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 22:41:47 +0000
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