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PART I of What happens when I get busy and miss posting on my favourite blog, the help steps in. I should never have taught the leprechauns to type *** Boffin: Basil has missed the past few days at TKZ because he has been busy talking to himself in the closet. So we’ve decided to help him out so you all don’t forget he’s still here and not just a figment of your ‘maginations. Gnillii: So blind spots is the question, right? Berthold: That’s what the pretty lady said, “Have you ever sensed you had a ‘blind spot’” Fillii: Well now that is certainly a complex question as I am interpreting it. If an individual suffers from the possession of a blind spot how does said individual come to the knowledge of said region of visionlessness, since by definition one can’t see a spot against which one suffers from an amaurotic condition, thereby making said spot invisible, and henceforth unable to be seen, do you concur with my veridicality? Boffin: Huh? Berthold: You’ve been reading the thesaurus again haven’t you Fillii. Fillii: I find it conspicuously advantageous to regularly increase my applicable vocabulary and through such academic cogitation to enhance my comprehension and articulation of the English language, both ceremonial/formal and in the indigenous vernacular of the general populace. Boffin: Huh? Gnillii: You best not bump your head, all those fancy-dancy words will fall out and make a mess on the carpet. Fillii: Obviously you, my dear gentle leprechauns, are sensing the comparatively dim coruscation of your own limited intellectual acuity and finite mortality in comparison to the radiant emanations of linguistic brilliance proceeding forth from my own erudite and self-aware consciousness and…. WHACK!! Fillii: Ow! Boffin: Would you look at that…tiny black dots streaming out of his ear. Gnillii scoops up some of the dots as they trickle down his shoulder. Looks close at them. Gnillii: Well I’ll be, tiny little letters. Fillii: Berthold! Why’d you slap me ‘ead? Berthold: Your brain was about to burst. I saved your life Fillii. … Remember children, Logorrhea kills. Gnillii: And it smells really bad too if you don’t flush a couple extra times. Boffin: Huh?

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