PATROL UPDATE!!! Late afternoon stroll. Immediately confronted by TWO white rubber gloves outside drive! Wind blew one across my path. It resembled a deflated udder as it settled by an empty can of lager. New chickens on the block, after Mr Fox paid a visit to the last lot. Left a signal on fence to let him know I is da man round ere. Bag 1 by Please shut the gate gate which was open. New fence along the path way. Builders bag of tools suitably moistened by me. Loud quacking on pond caused an annoying moment where she refused to let me go on my way. Observed her picking up small stick. Got excited as I love this game. Got miffed as stick skimmed the water to break up duck fight. No way I was going in there to get it! Bag 2 by prickly bush. She gets hair stuck in prickly bush. She swears. I covered my ears. Two men cause a commotion by bin. CAT in bin!!!!! CAT jumps out of bin. CAT runs in MY direction. There IS A GOD! CAT diverts to fence. I pull mum from under prickly bush. She drops bag no 1 & 2. Goose honks. CAT disappears over fence while I try to, forensically, source as much information as to how this CAT managed to avoid earlier detection. Hmmmmmm. Bags retrieved. She removes coat as she is suddenly sweating (an age thing perhaps?). Back down alley. Slight diversion due to Mr Entire Collie spotted in distance. Group of schoolboys laugh at Superman on my harness. Now ordering Wanna fight? Punk? to stick on other side. Rubber gloves still outside on my return. I shall be watching them closely....
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 17:03:12 +0000
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